Lost;
one ex-wife.
if found
please return
to sender:
she has brown hair,
a sharp left hook,
a beautiful smile and
hips not too slender;
She looks a little melancholy
yet she still talks tough;
she always keeps an open mind
and never her mouth shut;
She has the gift of a fierce temper,
she is beyond my drowning arms,
she is five feet seven in her socks
and out of trees the birds she can charm;
She gives electricity back to the National Grid
for her smile lights up the room;
her only mistake in life
was to carry a mill-stone; a fool;
She has the weight of the world
on her shoulders,
small feet and tattoos
all over her back;
she always walks perfectly tall
even though I drove her mad;
She has a hairy mole
on her left cheek,
not on her bum but her face;
She talks with no accent
and carries herself with grace;
When you see her
you will instantly know
how utterly insane I was
to give her one reason to go.
© Copyright D. Archer October 2011
Two songs that stop me in my tracks:
Bill Withers: Ain’t no sunshine:
Willie Nelson: She is gone
Ah! Bless ya! This is as cute a piece as she sounds – sounds like it came from the heart 🙂
wonderful! I love it….I hope someone can provide an address, in case I find her and want to send her your way! Good luck, my friend. 🙂
I enjoyed this one 🙂
Thanks, like I said before, “seldom is the woman of your dreams next to you when you wake up, and if she is you would never close your eyes again” well I shut my eyes, ears, nose, mouth.
Plus I was listening to some Elvis then I went for a walk and saw a missing cat poster and hey presto a poem about smuggling people in the postal system.
Must stop looking at things.
Dave