A Manic Depressive guide to the alphabet

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In a desperate attempt to raise some cash I have become a spokesman for a political party.

Words and pictures © D. Archer. November.

Genius 

  

When I visited myself in the year 2071 Instead of having to find a different tie for work everyday I had just given up and cut a tie shape out of my beard. Genius.

Words and pictures (c) D. Archer. November 2015. 

The adventures of Barry Bacon

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Words and pictures © D. Archer. November 2015.

At least half a person is always asking me, Dave, when are we going to see that hilarious new character of yours on sandpaper and toilet seats. Well, now is the time to gird your loins because The Adventures of Barry Bacon are soon to made into a major motion picture. Filming starts in my head next month and I am openly taking bribes from anyone interested in funding this venture.

You may also be glad to know that there is a sequel in the pipeline called “Barry Bacon and the most popular thing at the time” and this is to be followed by “Barry Bacon goes back on medication”, followed in hot pursuit by “Barry Bacon and the film the plot forgot”.

I can’t say whether or not the book launch will be a success because I’ve only written the page numbers at the moment but as soon as I’m released then it will be full steam backwards.

If you’d like to see Barry and Angry in more japes be sure to tune in next week when Barry sneaks up on pensioners and shouts “Tampons!” at the top of his voice! He’s such a card.