“I don’t really care David, What do you want for dinner?”
“You will be hearing from my lawyer”.
The Dalai Lama
“Stop sending me emails. I do not want to be your friend”.
“Who are you? How did you get my personal mobile number?”
“You have ruined all forms of poetry for me, I can not bring myself to read any more. Your poetry is truly awful, you should be ashamed of yourself. It is people like you who give the internet a bad name”.
The Times Education Supplement
“He is to Poetry what Einstein was to cricket. I don’t want to swear in public. He makes me physically ill”.
Children’s Poetry Now Magazine
“Truly awful, he stole fourteen minutes of my life reading his durge. I will never get that time back”